This is serious... ” here comes a man who first sued Apple for selling him a computer that aided in his addiction to porn, and now wants to marry said porn-filled computer. We also have a congressional candidate who is accused of plagiarizing the current congressman.
Holy Matrimony:
Mark “Chris” Sevier (pictured above) is an interesting fellow. For one, he loves porn. He also loves lawsuits. And so, to somehow justify his porn addiction, he filed a lawsuit against Apple for selling him a computer that gave him the addiction.
Because… Florida. But it gets even better. Sevier, who obviously loves porn, now wants to marry it.. .on his computer. Problem is, Florida isn’t letting him. Enter yet another lawsuit.
In the 24-page document, Sevier says that if gay couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”
“My porn filled Apple computer,” according to Sevier’s filing.
ntly, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornReceography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. Naturally, I ‘fell in love’ with my computer and preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things, as a result of classic conditioning upon orgasm.
But this may all be a part of Sevier’s plan. The “porn addict” has been very vocal about his anti-gay marriage position. And if his love for lawsuits is any indication, he’s not done yet.
If Florida won’t let him get hitched to a computer, maybe another state will.
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