LOL! Police Shut Down Highway To Search For Man’s Penis (DETAILS)

Turns out the now identified victim of a penis slashing may have been attacked by a gypsy gang after he slept with another man’s girlfriend.
The source of the rumor appears to be a local supermarket employee, who told reporters, “A few of the Asda staff have been talking and apparently it was some gypsy men doing it to another guy after they found out he had slept with one of their girlfriends. I don’t know his name but that seems to be what I have heard.”
The Daily Mail also reports the victim is Kelvin ‘Kelly’ Hewitt, who “often stays at gypsy campsites in Middlesbrough, including Haven Travellers Site, according to his Facebook page.”
Police have yet to name suspects and are reportedly waiting by Hewiits beds side to get answers.